Yes, we had an earthquake today

Not that I really felt it. I was walking to Veeka’s school to pick her up and had just crossed the street. It was about 1:55 p.m. A bunch of parents were leaning against a brick wall adjoining the school playground. Suddenly I saw all of them dash about 20 feet onto the blacktop of the playground, then turn around to look at the school. (They told me later that the wall started swaying above them). Then they began grabbing for their cell phones.

As for our 5.9 magnitude visitor, I didn’t feel the earth shake; heard nothing. Maybe if I’d been inside a building, I’d have felt it more but I was on a sidewalk. I reached the ramp to Veeka’s classroom and I saw a group of teachers and kids pouring out of the building, all of them looking perturbed for some reason. A few were crying. The door to Veeka’s classroom had opened by this time (all of 2 minutes had passed since the shaking) and kids were gingerly walking out the door there. Again, some looked quite unhappy. As for Veeka – no – all she wanted was to get home and have chocolate chip cookies. By this time I was asking about and one of the parents told me there’d been an earthquake. Really? Couldn’t believe I’d missed it.However, several picture frames were hanging from the walls of my home at weird angles and a few things on high shelves cascaded to the floor.

I called up Twitter and found the funniest posts, a few of which I’ve included here:

eorlins Eliza Orlins

To all those in CA making fun of our reaction to the quake, let’s see you handle rationally 2 feet of snow, then we can talk. #earthquake

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bronk Benjy Bronk

F!, its only been like a half hour & I’ve already finished my 15 day supply of emergency food 🙁 #earthquake

6 minutes ago

RennaW Renna

DARN IT!!!! I was this close to finishing my Etch-a-Sketch masterpiece. #earthquake

mikebarish Mike Barish

#NYC hospitals reporting dramatic spike in dart game-related injuries. #earthquake

KarlFrisch Karl Frisch

Confirmed: #dcquake was in fact an #earthquake. Was hoping it was the rapture so Congress could actually do its job.

sweetshine143 sunshine

oh summer 2011 , just when i thought yu was washed up & over #POW , an #earthquake . && we’re back in !!

markos Markos Moulitsas

RT @lizzwinstead: Wall street Looters have taken to the streets. #Earthquake

JazzShaw Jazz Shaw

Breaking: Perry blames Obama for #earthquake. Huntsman blames the rest of the GOP field.

mikebarish Mike Barish

So, where’s the good looting happening?

rob_sheridan Rob Sheridan

The collective eye-rolling of everyone in California is probably moving the earth more than the east coast #earthquake.

fbihop Matthew Reichbach

Clearly, Obama could have prevented this #earthquake if he wasn’t on vacation.

Photo is of Veeka at a lovely beach in New Brunswick